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Thursday, July 15, 2004
I don't noe why but i always refer to home as the philippines. Haven't been there in around three years er so but still i feel like its my home. And oh i miss it dearly. Yes, dearly. I miss it THAT much. Geeze i've been in this big place called the U.S. of A. fer a long time. 12 years about. Wow that is a long time. Way long than I've ever stayed in the philippines. But still i call it home.
Anyways yeah i've been having these random memories of when i visited "home" three years ago. It was so much fun being with all my relatives. You know you've been gone fer a long time when you start to ferget what yer uncles names are. Well, then again i have a lot of uncles 'n aunts. My mom being one of 10 'n my dad being one of 5. I'd be like hey uncle...umm uncle.... HEY UNCLE! lol. yea its said isn't it.
I spent a lot of time with my older cousin charlotte. She's umm i think 24 er 25 now. I think she was 21 when i was there. Anyways yea i hung out with her a lot cuz she already graduated from college 'n such 'n when i was there it was during the school year 'n all my cousins my age were off learning such 'n such stuff of learningness. I hung out with some of her friends too. Like her boyfriend Ash (nickname) 'n Karl 'n Maiko 'n Karl's girlfriend Tin-Tin (again nickname).
Come to think of it we went to Naga (a city like um an hour er half hour er something away from Iriga where we stayed) a lot. Even Karen (another cousin) came with us. We hung out at 9 mugs a lot. Its a place where teens play pool 'n at night its a bar, thus the name 9 mugs. I really suck at pool even tho we got a table in our basement. i used to play a lot but then somethin broke on the pool table 'n now its slanted 'n all the balls go to one side. not much fun there.
We went swimming too. it was fun. i didn't wear sun screen tho cuz i never do 'n i got so dark when i smiled i looked like a number on a dice cept backwards. yeah. eeewwww you wanna noe whats gross, ash has a third nipple! well not really its a burn mark in the shape of a circle. why he has a burn mark there i don't noe. oo wait! yes i do noe. it was fer some initiation to a fraternity. yeah. anyways we were swimmin rite 'n so my cousin grabs her boyfriends shoulders 'n tells him to swim 'n then she's like FREEE WILLY!!! lol that was great. it was fun.
The best part was riding in the "home-made jeep". i fergot who called it that but it was cuz the thing was jst made out of sheets of scrap metal. Anyways we got to sit in the back 'n theres no roof 'n i was scared of falling out cuz karl was driving pretty fast. i guess pple are used to it in the philippines tho. cuz i once saw a jeepney (i can't explain it with words, u jst gotta see it) 'n pple were riding on top of it. like on the roof 'n alls there was was this lil railing that was around three inches above the roof. yea like thats gunna keep you from rolling off. but come to think of it, it would be pretty fun, providing you don't die 'n become rode kill er somethin.
Right before we got back my cousin alot (charlotte, same girl, jst another nickname) was like okay you boys have to bless bless 'n bless okay! (blessing is when you take an adult's hand 'n put it to yer forhead to show respect) 'n karl was like oo why bless when you can give them a kiss on the cheeck! i kiss me aunts all the time! lol so when we get there he blesses one of my aunts 'n when she wasn't looking he was makin all these faces 'n making smoochy lips like he was gunna give her a kiss on the cheeck. i couldn't stop laughing.
We were all bored 'n so we sat in the umm second living room i guess you could call it cuz theres more than one 'n we had some music on 'n there was this lil bouncy ball so we all started chucking it into this big vase thingy kinda like basketball. it was funny cuz my auntie ye-yeng (nickname again) was in the other room 'n well she does'nt like ash jst cuz he's one of her nieces boyfriends. so ash was all acting differen't like o crap is she gunna come in here. once we were at ateh (it means older sister er cousin, again a respect thing) alot's house 'n ash was there too. my mom happened to drop by 'n she wanted to meet him 'n ateh alot's like hey ash! come here my aunt wants to meet you! 'n so he's going down the stairs 'n jst to mess with him i was like no ash! don't its auntie ye-yeng!! 'n he looks at me terified 'n was about to run up the stairs but my cousin heard me 'n she's like no! its vanessa's mom! 'n he's like oo DON'T DO THAT TO ME! lol that was great.
Yea we went swimming lots of times. There's this pool not far from where my mamma 'n papa (gramma 'n grampa) but its not like a pool in the U.S. its fresh water 'n so theres no chlorine in it 'n its outside 'n theres rocks 'n pebbles at the bottom 'n theres also some small fish in there too. the waters really clear so you can see them. its not scary er gross tho. its actually pretty cool. 'n kinda to the side of it theres like a mini water fall 'n the waters warm. so its kinda like a hot tub cept everything looks like its been carved in rock. i think it was. anyways there were a lot of fun times there.
Hehe i guess i have a lot of godmothers 'n well i barely noe any of em. but its all good cuz i get money 'n stuff from em so hehehe the more the merrier. anyways we were at the pool 'n my cousin was teasing me 'n was like ooo that boys looking at you. i was like ugh w/e. 'n it turns out it was my godmothers grandson er something 'n i don't noe why but we thought it was really funny 'n she's like HAHA UR RELATED! i'm like nuh-uh! 'n she's like HE'S UR GODBROTHER! lol yea, wow.
Ooo we had scary times too swimming. we were at this beach. it was awesome! it looked like a resort beach. we were out there in the water when this old guy with a longsleeved black shirt comes up 'n says something to us 'n of course i didn't understand 'n my cousin didn't hear. 'n well he went away. then my uncle comes up 'n was like what did he say to you! 'n were like i unno. he's like stay away from him! 'n we're like why? 'n he's says in a very seroius tone i think you noe. 'n we jst freaked out. we're like AAAAAHHH!! HE'S GUNNA RAPE US!! lol. but we didn't wanna get out of the water cuz it was so much fun body surfing. so we get all of our dads 'n our older guy cousins 'n we're like PROTECT US! lol they're like ugh okay we'll go in the water. so we're all in the water having fun. 'n kuya (same as ateh cept refers to guys) jon-jon was doing flips of this cousin that i don't noe but i think his name was eric's back. it was pretty fun. then the old guy comes back 'n aaww this was so cute 'n so funny. we all jst stand there 'n i'm like by my dad 'n all the guys jst give him this evil look. it was like some sort of stare down 'n i noticed that kuya jon-jon 'n eric were like trying to flex their muscles to show that their like tough guys 'n i tell my cousin 'n we jst burt out laughing. it was soo funny. it was kind of like hah! we beat you! kind of mentality. ah it was great.
aaaawwww kuya jon-jon acted like my older brother. 'n that can be good 'n bad. he was soooo annoying at times. we'd play games 'n ooo he'd cheat sooo much. but when it came to protecting me aaawww he was so cute. mama has this hut/store kind of thing where they sell all sorts of stuffs like candy 'n soda 'n even shampoo 'n detergent 'n stuff like that. well they have a tv there so at night pple who don't have tv's come on over 'n watch soaps 'n such. ugh everything on tv was a soap opera i swear. but lots of boys would show up too. 'n i guess they were bad boys cuz ateh karen told me they did naughty stuff up at the train tracks like drugs. tisk tisk tisk. anyways i was in the store 'n they were all talking to me like hey ur vanessa right? 'n then kuya jon-jon hears them 'n he pulls me back behind the store 'n he's like don't talk to them! 'n i'm like umm ookay why? 'n he's like cuz they're bad okay! lol aaawww see he can be nice sometimes hehe.
man that reminds me of when we were really lil 'n it was my third birthday. it was the best because my mom was already in the states 'n she sent over a lot of money fer me to have a big birthday party at the beach cuz it would be my last so it was really special. 'n i specifically remember having this huge cake 'n it had like three teers to it. hehe i had these really dorky sunglasses too 'n they were purple which was my favorite color at the time. aawww that was like the best. i remember being really tired in the jeepney 'n so kuya jon-jon let me put my head on his lap 'n take a nap. aawwww that was so nice of him. cuz when we were little we all wanted to cut each others throats. we would get into such big fights. i don't remember this but ateh karen told me that one time me 'n her teamed up 'n we got so mad at him that i bit him lol yep i bit him 'n she pinched him as hard as we both could lol. 'n yes he still has the marks. i'm so glad that its two girls vs. one boy. its jst better that way hehe.
well thats enough memories fer one time. geeze this thing is like ten pages. i must've been caught up in the memories. man 'n its gunna be another two years before i see everyone. ugh i'll be seventeen. what a drag. everyone will be oldish like. including me. aahhh!! we can't act immature any more! aahhhh!! i can't even think about it it scares me so much! jk. well this is nessa signing off of another very boring blog entry :) Posted at 10:34 pm by xnessa141x
Sunday, July 11, 2004
Green Sally Up Green Sally Down...
After church i went with the nygaards 'n we went out to eat at Old Chicago. 'n i do say so myself that, that is a fine place to eat. the pizza was "like woah". yep, that good. we went to annie's house after that 'n we chilled 'n sat around til pples came. we played some basketball barefoot 'n the tar was really hot 'n now my feet supremely hurt. yes, supremely...i wonder if i'm spelling that right...who cares its my blog 'n if ur reading u'll jst have to deal with the typos, accidental or otherwise. anyways we went biking/rollerblading with amy too. jumping on the trampoline was fun too. cept i'm a wimp at that sorta stuff so i only go like six inches in the air. 'n if u rebound me 'n i go "high" which is like two feet to me i'll scream 'n lock my knees when i fall so then i die. yeah i noe i'm a wimp that wines. its all good tho cuz least i admit it. only cuz i had an "intervention" at the lunch table at school. but they decided that it was "okay" that i wine cuz atleast i admitted it cuz some pple that were worse than me deny it 'n when they deny it they wine more so yea. well pple came over 'n we played some tackle football but that lasted about five mins. cuz playin by the rules was kinda hard cuz some pple didn't noe em including myself 'n i guess to some pple it wasn't fun so we jst quit. then we went in the house 'n chilled. there were lil mini beachballs 'n we all started chucking them at each other. that was fun fer a while. we all made fun of each other 'n dissed each other 'n made jokes 'n kinda labled each other as Poser (that would be me yea ouch i skinned my knee..kay i'm wierd i'm the only one that understands that) 'n dumb blonde (poor annie...I KNOW UR SMART!! LOVE YA DARLINS) 'n ummm other stuff. yea. after everyone left me 'n annie ate summore pizza 'n then i had to go home. it was fun cuz amy drove 'n we blasted the cd player. it was so much fun. we were dancing 'n in my case "dancing", i was trying 'n not succeeding. it was still cool tho. 'n well now i'm at my house. bored 'n writing an entry in un-cool blog. i wonder who actually reads this. anyways i'm out. i'ma go clean my room cuz thats what i need to do. geeze i never noe how to end these things. how about a casual good-bye. or bye bye. or adios muchachos. or get away stalker. the spanish 'n the stalker part do NOT go hand-in-hand katie haker lol. yes, i noe what ur thinking. 'n yes, i believe you. see i'm admitting to it. see. you win. those of u reading this 'n totally lost. its okay. i get lost too. once i got lost at shopko. but thats a different story that i'm not gunna tell u cuz i'm supposed to be saying bye. so um ma balos (i think thats how you spell it, maiko will correct me) it means bye in filipino. least i think so. i'm really rusty. later much!
Posted at 08:24 pm by xnessa141x
Monday, July 05, 2004
 Lets seeeee this is how my fourth of july went. we went to church than we went back home 'n then we sat around 'n did nothing fer like four hours. after that we went to my grampa phils house. i sat around fer like an hour being bored cuz millie wasn't there so yea. i started counting the "moles" on the planks of wood above me 'n there were 36. i don't noe why but that reminds me of when katie said that she got in trouble 'n she said she had to wait in the hallway 'n she got bored so she started counting her fingers. wierdo. lol. jst kiddin katie lil! but yea then millie came 'n we shot hoops at the park. after we got sick of doin that we went back 'n ate some hotdogs. then we sat around 'n did nothing fer like an hour so then we decided to jst bother mark. he was playin a dumb shooting game online. ugh why are all guys in to that? anyways yea i saw this straw cowboyish hat 'n i put it on 'n now its mine. cuz grams said i could have it 'n mark didn't care. so woohoo! go me! then me 'n lilo went downstairs 'n played some need fer speed. of course i beat her EVERY time. haha sucker!! nothin can beat my ferrari man. its the prancing horse. hmm then we went back outside 'n sat around again until grampa phil opened up the fireworks 'n we went at it. i lit some 'n well thats an accomplishment to the girl who's SOMEWHAT not TOTALLY afraid of fire. hey atleast i'm not as bad as lilo. my goodness it took like fifteen mins of coaxing fer her to finally light one 'n i had to stand next to her fer moral support man. yea. we had a ton of fireworks. our "finale" was really sucky tho. grampa phil bought a couple large ones thinking they'd be cool but they were jst like the rest. we kinda had a "war" with the nieghboor. it was funny cuz they had REALLY LAME fireworks lol. that 'n we kinda cheated. to make ours look taller we put em up on a stand lol. it was funny. me 'n millie either had to much SODA er we were really tired but we started joking about the stupidest things. you noe the smoke that comes from the fireworks. well there was a wind so it was blowing it all through one side. it was blowin across this light post thing 'n millies like doesn't that remind you of the sci fi channel. so i stood next to it 'n i said in a dark scary kinda voice "a grown man see's his dead mother, a young woman has a conversation with her ex boyfriend who had passed away four years ago, a boy who claims that his dead brother is haunting him. are these people really having contact with the deciest? or are they jst crazy? you decide as we go into....THE TWI-LIGHT ZONE!!!" yea it really wasn't that funny but fer some wierd reason, at the time it was hilarious. we're wierdos. yea after the sucky "finale" we tried to see the real fireworks that were in the sky but we were too late. so yea. that sucked. oo well. oo yea srry i didn't get to go to ur party hannah! yea. ummm thats alls i have to say. o yea i wanna write jst one more thing. 867-5309. yea that was in my head fer the longest time. so yea i'm done. check ya later. good night 'n goodbye Posted at 08:08 pm by xnessa141x
Tuesday, June 29, 2004
The Names Of People That I'm Out To Get
These are the names of the people that i'm out to get.....to know!! hahahaha. so yea i'm really bored so ummm yeah here goes.
I WISH I KNEW SOMEONE NAMED.....
Toby
Brad
Talluhlah (besides my pen cuz i named my pen that)
Jack
Zoe
Otto
Gwendalynn (haha thats a funny name)
Pom Pom (yeah thats a cool name fer a big fat bubble)
Lenny
Lard-Butt
Damien
Cory
Loser
ummmm
lets
see
i
have
no
more
names
soo
umm
i'll
add
on
more
later.
hehe
i
bet
writing
like
this
is
annoying
you
hahahahahahaha!!!!
too
bad!!!!
cuz
i'm
not
stopping.
la
la
la
la
la
la
I'm
evil!!
okay
well
i
gotta
stop
sometime
'n
nows
a
good
time.
so
umm
BYE!
Posted at 09:34 pm by xnessa141x
Monday, June 28, 2004
I Want To Ride My Bicycle I Want To Ride My Bike
yesterday i went biking in the quarries with my uncle, paris, 'n millie. it was fun despite the muddy trails 'n the hordes of biting insects. i got a new bike. its a womens bike. 'n i unno why but i want a boys bike. i think my tomboyishness is coming back. seriously. i mean i want a boy bike, i like to skateboard 'n well my mom says skateboarding is a guy thing cuz well there jst aren't that many girl skaters. oo yes 'n fer those reading who think i'm a skater. i'm far from it. i've only landed an ollie a couple times 'n that was when it was still 'n not rolling. pretty sad. aside from that i can manual like two feet. pretty sad. but i figure that its better than not even trying. so yea i give myself props. but yea anyways back to the tomboy thing. yea i even want a motorcycle. 'n again its not like girls don't own motorcycles but there are way more guys then gals in that one. not jst a plain lil motorcylce i want a big ole chopper with dual engines. vroom vroom!! lol. it'd be cool. 'n then my mom won't get me a chris webber jersey cuz she says its fer guys. hellloooo theres womens basketball man. maybe i'm beginning to go back in my tomboy phase again. kinda scary. dude i can spit like a boy! hannah 'n them say its gross. which if u think about it. it kinda is. but i don't think so hehe. its fun! dude i'm so not lady like. i'm the only girl i really noe says dude a lot. annie says she does but i can't recall her saying dude. i say it a lot. once in the seventh grade i said dude so much my teacher got mad at me 'n said not to say it. 'n then i accidentally said it 'n she's like ookay u can say it but say it quietly cuz its REALLY ANNOYING. sorry dude. jp hehehe. but yeah. anyways hmmm we went to the quarries biked around 'n then went to paris' house 'n ate some AMERICAN fries. not french fries cuz well they weren't french. french fries are tall 'n skinny. american fries are short 'n fat. lol thats funny. i wonder if french pple are tall 'n skinny. prlly. 'n everyone always says america has the overweight problem. lol thats funny. yea after eating some fries we had some icecream 'n pie. strawberry pie. YUMMM. then we watched some really funny strongbad emails. my personal favorites are kids' book 'n theme park. hahaha. i don't noe why but i think that site is hilarious. no two pple are not on fire man. hahaha. i'm a loser. well umm i'ma go. i should get my contacts on so when when i got outside i won't blind pple with my scary glasses. they're purple 'n octagon man. they looked like a stretched out gay stop sign. yeah... i brought em to school one day. brought NOT wore. cuz well if i wore them i would be kicked out of school fer scary eyeware. yea if i didn't leave the whole school would jst run as fast as they could 'n try to hide from the fangouriously scary glasses. anyways i showed em to maddy 'n jon 'n they laughed along with everyone else. so umm thats why i should put my contacts on. bye bye!
Posted at 11:07 pm by xnessa141x
Friday, June 25, 2004
I'M BAAAAAAACK!! and i got tons of stories to tell. so here is the long awaited CAMP ENTRY hehe. well if you all (<--notice the YOU ALL is TWO seperate words hehe now you definetly noe i'm back up north) don't noe, i went to louisiana for a week with my youth group for some good ole bible camp. it was fun. umm here goes.
Stupid Funny Stuff:
Farts- okay during camp there was lots of farting. heres a couple stories. me anne, johnell, maurice, 'n jeremey were eatin dinner. me 'n anne were makin fun of johnell cuz he talked really fast 'n we couldn't understand him. he made a funny face 'n said did you hear that. 'n i thought he farted so i was like EEEWWW!! 'n then i mouthed "he farted" to anne. 'n she's like it better not have smelt. so johnell was like what?? 'n we're like u didn't fart? he starts laughin really hard 'n falls to the ground 'n was like i said that i really liked these potatoes. yes, i did feel dumb.
We were at the hotel watchin spike tv cuz tony hawk was on. woohoo!! anyways mary farts. haha that was funny. then i fart, 'n again, 'n again, 'n again. kay its not that funny when u read it, but i guess u had to be there.
we were at a hotel yet again, 'n me 'n marry were watchin tv. i forgot what show it was but this lil kid was singin this song. 'n i had to fart really bad. 'n right as the cute lil kid on tv was done singin his lil song i let it out. it was so funny. i was like it was bubbly!! lol. yea...you had to be there.
johnell was on the fone with his sister for his dad to pick him up. 'n out of the blue anne goes "i have to go poop" johnell stops talking 'n jst looks at her. it was so funny.
Travis- if u don't noe, travis is nates cousin. nates this dude from camp. anyways, travis is, shall we say, a few cards short of the deck as christian likes to say. its really funny cuz he does a lot of wierd stuff. in the morning we have pastry's for breakfast 'n jonathon was talkin about him 'n was like yea that kid was like talkin to himself on what pastry was the best. no one was around 'n he was jst mumblin about what pastry's were the best.
On the last day travis was nowhere to be seen. he wasn't with anyone 'n the next day after that when we were hangin out in the student lounge he was like yea i jst stayed in my room 'n slept. 'n we were like why. 'n he's like cuz everyone said they hated me. we're like who? 'n he's like christian, ian, paris, 'n michael. none of em did. so michael was like dude i never said i hated you. he's like i know you didn't. so michael's like then why did you say i did? 'n he's like no i didn't. lol can we say short term memory.
Dancing-me 'n anne got bored sometimes 'n well i guess we decided to make up dumb dances. everyones heard of the lawn mower 'n the shopper 'n the shoplifter. we made up some new ones like ummm "water the plants" or "jump in the sprinkler" or "play basketball" or "excersize" lol we were nerds. wait we ARE nerds. there we go. its all good.
Activities:
this year at camp there were lots 'n lots of activities. okay there weren't a whole bunch but we had like four hours of it. ugh. imagine four hours in the sun 'n also having lunch outside. ugh what a drag. but its all good cuz i spent most of my time in the gym cuz i was smart 'n wasn't outside all day long getting burnt to a crisp like a lot of other people. cept i did go to see the baseball game fer like a milisecond jst cuz katie dragged me down there.
Basketball-we played basketball a lot jst cuz that was in the very nice 'n air conditioned gym. anne 'n nikki played in an actual game with people. i felt bad fer anne cuz her toe nail was like coming off. ouch. but she played through the pain. good fer u anne! oo yea we also played lightninght. but the people down there call it cut out er shoot out er somethin like that. wierdos. jp! hehe. but yea it was real fun. we played some normal basketball too with nate 'n mike 'n well, some other pple that no one really knew lol they jst joined it. anyways it was fun.
Obstacle Course- now tha obstacle course was F-U-N!! fer me it only lasted like a minute cuz well the object is to get through it as fast as you could. it was a normal obstacle course. you run through a big whole thingy 'n go up 'n down "hills" 'n then come out the other end. 'n then there were these lil kiddy pools you had to run through 'n then this big inflatable slide you had to get up 'n then down. it was kinda hard cuz u were wet from the pools 'n you slipped a lot cuz they were the obstacle courses that were made to get wet 'n they were made to be slippery so yeah. i felt bad fer some pple cuz well kelly (this one girl from camp) who is a lil umm on the larger side (hey theres no nice way to say it) kinda got stuck. it took her like 4 mins. to get out. it was kinda sad lol. poor girl. 'n pple were makin fun of her too. so heres a notice *IF YOU CAN'T GET THROUGH THE FIRST HOLE, DON'T TRY THE OBSTACLE COURSE AT ALL* lol. yeah.
Slip 'n Slide- okay that was by far the funnest thing that we did outside. it was actually a water wars but mostly it was all on the slip 'n slide. they had this huge clear tarp out 'n they but baby oil 'n water in it. wellll lets jst say it didn't work too well. so they added some good ole dawn dishwater soap. oo yesss that worked. at first the slip 'n slide was boring cuz we all had to be in a line 'n go in an orderly fashion but then once the water balloons came out everything went crazy. they had around three big garbage can thingy's filled with water balloon's 'n there were soo many pple crowding around em. if you didn't wanna get wet u shure got wet anyways. there were some pple seaking out the ones that were dry 'n then pelting them with balloons. haha that was funny. me 'n anne decided to do that. but it didn't work cuz well...we suck 'n it jst bounced off pple 'n then they decided to get back at us anyways 'n we got pelted instead. great fun. then instead of water balloons we jst grabbed pple 'n pushed em in the slip 'n slide. everyone was on 'n it was scary. if u weren't careful you were pulled down. some of the counselers would walk around the slip 'n slide thingy 'n look fer unsuspecting victoms. 'n when they least expected it they'd run up 'n slide right beneath their feet 'n trip em. michael frances did that to annie. it was sooo funny. within two seconds annie was on her back not knowing what in the world jst happened. it was great. when i was on the ground jeremy decided to grab my legs 'n drag me from one end of the slip 'n slide to the other. it was soooo gross cuz in some parts there was more water then others 'n i'm not talkin about shiny nice clear water it was brown 'n nasty smellin from the grass. eeewww it was sooo gross. but it was soooo much fun. i don't think i got to trip anyone tho. it was too hard. i pushed katie 'n kendra 'n i got them down 'n they got nice 'n wet thanks to me :-D lol. yea after that we dried off on the road 'n then it was a mad dash to the dorms where the suite mates had to battle for the shower. okay not really battle but it'd be cool if we did! lol. yea i was kinda dumb fer wearin pants on that day but i didn't have any shorts so yeah... like i said. it was fun!
Late Night Dinners- we'd have late night dinners at around like ten or eleven 'n the counselers would put on a show fer us kinda 'n entertain us. the best day was the last when they did "oogaa boogaa" 'n "chubby chihuahua". first i'll explain chubby chihuahua. thats when a bunch of pple are up on the stage 'n they have to put fireballs in their mouth 'n keep em there 'n say clearly chubby chihuahua. it was soo funny cuz some pple had more than ten in their mouths 'n they were drooling red fireball goo it was nashty with an S-H. umm the people that i knew that did it were anne, michael, 'n maurice. maurice won his round. hehe that was funny. oo yea 'n we had ooogaaa booogaaa. its funny cuz the pple they pick are well supposed to be cocky 'n well they were 'n the whole purpose of the thing was to embarass them 'n bring their ego down a couple notches. some of the counselers would say oooogaaaa boooogaaaa really wierd 'n you would have to imitate them except you had to "outdo" them by umm doing it better. lots of pple got embarrassed 'n didn't do it as umm lively as the counselers. 'n finally the very last ooogaaa boogaaa you do which most likely requires you to stand up they put a wet sponge on ur seat 'n u sit on it. soo yea that was funny lol. coco did it 'n it looked like he didn't sit on the sponge but he did cuz he had stain defender pants. lol thats funny. sandy (counsler dude) was makin fun of him cuz of it. haha. oo 'n there was a krispy kreme eat out. you had one minute to devour as many krispy kremes as you could. millie was picked 'n she jst sat their 'n nibbled on the donute while other pple had them stuffed in their mouths. millie was jst like lalalala 'n had her legs crossed 'n nibbling on her donut like nobody's business. it was funny. she ate a puny one 'n a half. evan did it too 'n he had a different technique. he smooshed all of the donuts together 'n there were ten 'n he ate half of it. so yea he ate five. in one minute. eeewwww. it was funny tho. the winner was the new zealand dude who ate six in one minute 'n that was after eating five the round before. that is nasty. too much sugar fer me man.
wellll i think thats alls i'm gunna write fer now. theres ore stories but i'm too lazy to write so yea enjoi!!
Posted at 02:07 pm by xnessa141x
Monday, May 31, 2004
Yesterday i went to bed at 12 which is later than i usually get to bed. well okay its only about a half hour later but still. anyways i had the coolest dream ever. 'n guess who was in it. CHRIS WEBBER!!!! it was sooo cool! man i love my dreams! i think i was in arco arena cept i wasn't on the court. it was like somewhere else. u noe how it is in dreams. it doesn't matter where you are exactly, jst who ur with. 'n i happened to be with chris webber! YEAH MAN! kay srry i'm so pathetic. i'm all excited cuz i had a dream of meeting chris webber. ah. lol. anyways i was all talkin to him 'n all 'n then magically these really cool basketball shorts appeared. they were red 'n white 'n i unno why but they reminded me of boxers. jst the word boxers cuz they didn't look anything like boxers at all. oo yea 'n for sum wierd reason, i remember the brand name which happens to be AND 1. yep, a basketball brand, i guess it fits into the dream. anyways i had this brilliant idea to have people sign it. then these two guys, who WERNE'T from the kings signed it. one was big 'n fat. yea, wierd. 'n the other was ben wallace. least it looked A LOT like him. i dunno what they wrote. it didn't look like their names 'n the hand writing was really bad. anyways then the all might chris webber signed it. lol 'n he signed right on the butt too. o yea before i let him sign it i said "kay, make it good cuz i'm gunna wear these shorts a lot" i kinda remember what he wrote 'n it was like "always reach for the top". kay, i dunno about u but thats a wierd dream. but oo theres a better part. i was like o my gosh! thank you! 'n then i was all jumpy 'n hyper 'n bubbly 'n i hugged em. i was like YEAH!! I HUGGED CHRIS WEBBER!! WAAHHHOOO!! 'n then alls of a sudden i was wearin the shorts 'n i was all happy 'n i like wore them everyday. but i don't noe why i would. cuz i mean then the marker would go out 'n then what chris webber wrote would be like fading away.
oo well, dreams don't have to make sense anways. hmm i bet everyone who's reading this thinks i'm totally obsessed. 'n ur right. cuz i am. i don't noe if its healthy but yea. lol. i'm gunna laugh if i get to go to cali. 'n then i get to see a kings game. that'd be so awesome. actually a lot of my dreams have come true. not to say i'm phsycic or nothin. cuz i don't even believe in that. but anyways yea i had a dream i had a scooter. 'n the wheels were green. 'n at that time my mom would NOT buy me one. but sure enough i got one. the wheels weren't green. but they were light up 'n the lights were red 'n GREEN. yep. wierd aint it. 'n another time i had a dream that i was on my bed playin with a red gameboy pocket. 'n on my ninth birthday what did i get? yep, a red gameboy pocket from my aunt. isn't that cool. oo yeah 'n i had another dream about the kings that came true. it was wierd tho....
i was at school 'n there was an nba game in gym. don't noe why but there was. 'n i remember i was sittin in class 'n i was really mad cuz i had to do school 'n wasn't allowed to see the game. finally school ended 'n there was a huge crowd commin out of the gym. i saw doug christie 'n he was doin his usual thing pointin up in the air... i never got that. anyways i asked who won 'n he said we did. 'n the next day the kings beat the wolves. yea that made me happy. but the kings didn't win the series. they got beat 4-3. :'( i almost cried too. if webber would have made that three. i'd prolly have screamed at the top of my lungs. yeah. anyways this entry is gettin way too long. if ur bored then jst look at the pic of my future hubby. aaawww isn't he so cute!
Posted at 03:10 pm by xnessa141x
Friday, May 28, 2004
Spring Fling was the day that i had to get rescued from a big inflateable obstacle course. yep, its a very sad story. but now that i think of it, its actually really funny. okay spring fling in our school is the day we jst roam around 'n do nothing. outside there was a band 'n four obstacle courses. there was free food too. inside there was video games, basketball, caracachures, pictures with ur buds, 'n computer games. oo yea 'n there was this drawing for free stuffs. i won somethin. it was this dumb lil cup with a pencil 'n a pen 'n a pepsi keychain which someone stole. i got my eye on you angie. some other pple won a hat er stuffed animal. there were dvd's 'n some other stuffs. everyone in our lil "group" er the pple we sit with at lunch was smart enought NOT to buy lunch cuz there was free food anyways. we had nachos, popcorn, pepsi, 'n sum slushies. the best diet ever! we jst sat around until the obstacle courses were ready. me 'n kim went on one 'n she totally beat me. there were other ones. there was this slide that we went on like thirty times. it was fun. ryan took pictures of us in his dad's high tech digital camera. he's gunna print em out for us. woohoo!! me 'n angie took like four pictures in the computer lab with everyone. we only got one cuz the printer was so slow. but it was good quality, kinda. everyones faces looked perfect on the picture. like there was no zits er nothin. so that was good cuz no one could see my zit on my nose hehe. i wouldn't of cared anyways cuz i'd be like HEY GUYS CHECK IT OUT! I GOT A ZIT ON MY NOSE! lol i'm a nerd. anways the story of how i had to get rescued from one of the obstacle courses. well okay me 'n kyllin were gunna race right. i get in. i'm beating her. i'm just fine. i'm about to climb tha lil hill thingy when alls of a sudden i get a muscle spasm in my right calf. holy crap it hurt. i fell to ground screaming in pain. i see kyllin so i shout fer her to wait fer me. more pple are coming in 'n i see kim. she see's that i'm in pain. 'n aaww this was so cute everyone was like screaming to stop 'n not go past me so theres like five pple still goin through all the lil inflatable poles everywhere. finally they open the side fer me to get out so i sat down 'n i'm like aaahhh!!!! the vice principal's like whats wrong i'm like i gots a muscle spasm. so she's like toes to ur nose. so i pointed my toes towards my head 'n that kinda made it better. so for the rest of the day my calf hurt 'n ugh it wasn't cool. i still had fun tho. we talked to the band 'n tried to get em to play some decent songs but they sucked cuz they didn't noe how to play anything. they played brittney spears. yea thats sad. o 'n they played vanilla ice too. wow. april gave me her hat 'n she 'n hannah signed it when i went to hannah's house. it woulda been a cooler day if i wouldn't have killed myself on the stupid obstacle course tho. ugh. i'm mad yet i'm still laughin at myself. geeze out of all the times to get a muscle spasm, i get it in an inflateable obstacle course. wow. life is wierd.
Posted at 05:18 pm by xnessa141x
Wednesday, May 26, 2004
Today i brought both my cameras. my izone 'n my umm normal one. it was real fun takin pictures of everything. i brought the izone i bought for kyllin too. we took lots of funny pictures. we did the "kiss" trick. it was really funny. it took us like an hour to take a picture of amy 'n angie "kissing". what u do is pucker up 'n make a kissy face. then u face whoever ur gunna "kiss" 'n then u stand a lil behind them but still face their direction. then u gotta line up ur lips right 'n then u take a picture. i think its more funny takin the picture than actually havin the picture. me 'n kim kept yellin at amy 'n angie to go higher er lower er closer together. it was funny. we were like closer, yep closer, wait! nope a lil farther a way, eh too far away, kay closer, nope even more closer. it was really fun. then at church we did it with roiglen 'n hannah. it didn't work too well but it was still funny. hehe we took a picture of ian hannah 'n roiglen doin the east side sign. it was real cute cuz roiglen couldn't do it right. so awww lol. grrr i wish i had a scanner. cuz then i could show anyone who actually reads my blog the pictures. they're funny. we took a picture of 'hear no evil, seen no evil, speak no evil'. it was with jon, brittney, 'n kye kye. yea, we get bored. well i'ma go now. oo one last thing...KINGS RULE!! 'N BRITTNEY DROOLS!! HAH!
Posted at 04:44 pm by xnessa141x
Sunday, May 23, 2004
I Went To The Mall!! Yaaayy!!
I went to the mall yesterday!! i totally rock man. kay srry i'm jst so excited. i actually was aloud out of the house!!! YEAH MAN!! well i got to the mall 'n i saw nicole sittin at the tables in front of arby's. what i didn't see was tyler 'n dan laying on the floor trying to hide from me. it was very scary. tyler was like directly underneath this family tryin to have a peaceful lunch. i think he was starin at the dad's butt. but who really noes. alls we really did was walk around. i spent fifty bucks on four things. wow i'm sad. i got some film for my izone 'n some fer my real camera. then i got some cdr's 'n a present for my friend. dan kept whining cuz he wanted the new D12 cd. ugh what a butt. we went to lots of stores jst foolin around. i finally saw the new scheels. theres soo many manicans. its kinda scary. cuz u look 'n it looks like a real person. totally freaky. oo we went to zumiez too. the pple that work there are so funny. me 'n nicole were lookin at belts 'n i was like u noe what tyler u should buy me a belt cuz my pants are always fallin down. 'n this guy that works there is like yea that happens to me all the time. i was jst like o yea i bet it does. he kept talkin to us 'n was like yea look at this shirt look at that. 'n then dan was trying to be all cool 'n was like yea i need a new board. me nicole 'n tyler knew he was jokin but this chick that worked there thought he was fer real so she was like do u jst need a deck or a board with all the trucks 'n wheels. 'n dan's like ummm. lol he was all like yeah!! lets go rip it up man!! whoo!! gunna skate today!! it was funny. then the dude workin there points to this shirt 'n was said hey u guys got tickets to the gun show? (thats what it said on the shirt) 'n were jst all confusedish. dan 'n tyler got it right away. but me 'n nicole were confused. i was like is it supposed to be funny? guns? 'n then he flexes his muscles 'n was like get it! guns!? we were all like OOOO!!!! lol thats a funny shirt. too bad its a guy shirt. speaking of guy 'n girl shirts. dan was lookin through these shirts 'n he was lookin through these girl shirts 'n the guy's like dude thats fer girls. lol that was funny. guys are clueless. we went to the dollar store 'n dan bought me these sunglasses. we all got really gay ones 'n wore em around the mall. well everyone but nicole. we had to force her to put em on. it was still fun tho. we saw helena 'n her friends while we had our glasses on. i took mine off really quick 'n i was like ummm we were jst bein dumb 'n jokin around hehe. they're like oooo so THATS what ur doin. hehe yea we need help. after a while we took em off cuz they gave us headaches. thats what u get when u buy cheapos at the dollar store. we wanted to see shrek two but we didn't have a ride so we decided to walk there from the mall. omg i almost died. on our way there dan decided to be cool with his shades again. he kept walkin past pple with em on 'n then he kept putin his hands through his hair like he was some hot shot jst as a joke cuz really he looked REALLY retarded. we stuck him in a cart 'n pushed him into walls. yea that part was fun. on our way there we all burned each other with our past "love lives" 'n crushes. it was funny. everytime dan would tease nicole me 'n her would get him back with someone he liked in the fifth grade or somethin. tyler mainly was out of those convo's jst cuz umm i unno. i kept complaing tho cuz i don't like walkin places jst cuz i'm so slow. i like it that way. slow 'n steady wins the race. every two mins. i'd ask ARE WE THERE YET??? 'n tyler jst answers back NO! he's like ur not the patient one are u? well when it comes to walkin i'm not. we finally get there 'n shrek two is sold out. yea that really really sucks. so we ended up seein mean girls. funny/scary/dumb/wierd movie. yea. there some really funny parts but lots of it was bad u could say in terms of it shouldn't have been rated JUST PG. it had to be at least PG-13. hehe tyler 'n dan were the only guys there. 'n with them bein guys they laugh at different parts of the movie than girls would. so when it was silent you'd hear these two guys laughin really low which also made me laugh. hehe yea. after the movie we jst sat around on a bench. tyler saw some school friends 'n so did nicole. i saw a teacher. but she was cool. it was mrs. freese. after sitten around we decided to take a picture on one of those booths with our glasses on. we each got four stickers. we didn't have scissors but we found tyler's friend that works at the place so he hooked us up with some. yea tyler was like yea if i see him usually he lets me in for free. we were all like TYLER THEN WHY'D WE PAY FIVE BUCKS WHEN WE COULD'VE GONE IN FER FREE! ugh that sucked. after five mins of sitten around we all decided to call it a day 'n we left. that was pretty much my day. it was all good. :-D
Posted at 03:54 pm by xnessa141x
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